I’m an ass man. That’s what they call me.– Chen
kenknight: “Is your private hole truly wet?” — sonicmaster5000
This is what Chen thought was in a Taco Bell taco: Vagina Mayonnaise Maybe we misheard him.
I like cats, but I'm a dog person. Either way,... →
The Weather - Built to Spill To everyone: I...
Some girls are bad news... →
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initiumrecens: balls. I LOVE THE WOODIES!!! THE BRIDE WORE BLACK ONE LAST YEAR!!! THE BASS PLAYER WAS FROM STERN!
Im wondering if it’ll be worth it to stay up for the meteor shower. Im not sure if I’ll be able to see it in NYC because of the lights and stuff. If someone else decides to stay up then I will too or Ill set an alarm for 5:00 am. Yay! It’ll be worth it!
why doesn't Q or QUAM ever have remembrance...
initiumrecens: a friend of mine goes to georgetown and they’re having a a trans remembrance event. i think that’s fantastic. i feel like transexuals get very little support, even from their base movement. and there are lots of gay/lesbian rights discussions but what of all the cases of assault for trans? like the really terrible mcdonalds incident where a trans customer asked to use the bathroom...
For Shaz. →
We’ll both put that drum set to use. Or I can teach you something else! Let’s start over Thanksgiving break?
initiumrecens: TLC - Creep Mmm, crazysexycool...
Tonight was nice. Me, Ram, Adit, and Chris had an adventure through Chinatown. We went to a Chinese restaurant and ate. I, for some stupid reason, decided to order the Mixed Meat over Rice. It sounded good for some reason until the guy was like “its stomach, ears, nose over lice.” I was feeling good though so I was like “Bring it, bitch. You ain’t shit.” I...
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initiumrecens: Absolutely one of the coolest nights of my life! God, I love KCA. :) I like having cool siblings that do things that matter. Whenever people are like “Hey my siblings are cool!” I’m like “Nuh uh! Not as cool as mine!” Soon after I add mean remarks such as “You’re a poopiehead and your siblings are dookiebutts!”
Carrots help you see much better in the dark.
quitethequietype: avina: Why’s it so hard to wake up when you know you’ve had the right amount of sleep? Maybe I just need like 12 hours of sleep or something. I needa go to dELiA*s and get those braceletssss. My birthday’s in 8 days… the day Twilight: New Moon comes out. Everyone’s gonna forget about my birthday. :( Instead I’m gonna watch Hard Candy. :D Hard Candy is an awesome movie! ...
For Ken. →
initiumrecens: stantonbhola: Electric Feel -...
Electric Feel - MGMT WHAT AN AMAZING SONG!!!
So manly, she wears underwear with dickholes in ‘em.– Dave Chappelle
My life has peaked at this moment…watching my friends ten shots in (or way more?) eating popcorn, listening to The Beatles on shuffle. One is complaining that the popcorn is just raw corn… “I’m not a bitch! I’m a bulldog!” “WALMART IN CHINA SUCKS!!!” …Oh! And air-guitar in boxers?
Say my name! No, wait, no… Spell it! Spell my name!
I've read this a million times. It's always worth...
My name is Brandon Boyd. I am a Los Angeles native, a Vegan sympathizer, an artist by day and come nightfall I sing in a band called Incubus. I am suspicious of religion, advertising and know-it-alls. My teeth will one day fall out from overconsumption of licorice. My closest friend on the Earth is a dog from France. I sleep diagonally until I have company, then I sleep lengthwise. I am straight,...
kenknight: AIM i can be reached at kdknight94 it would be good to hear from you thanks Imma hit you up right nizzow.
Guess who I just met?
So a lady lost her I.D. and it turned out to be Sarah Rice, the girl from Real World: Brooklyn. When she came, my old RA, Matt, and I talked to her about losing all her stuff. She said she hadn’t eaten in two days so I offered her a piece of chewing gum. She declined, but was very nice about it and was really nice and sweet. Also, she was very good looking in a unique way. Here’s a...
Why do people like Megan Fox so much?!?! Ugh! Yeah she’s looks ok but she also looks evil and she is a horrible actress. I’m taking these words from a song I love, but honestly, I’d rather “see the world, and find an old-fashioned girl” than drool over Megan Fox and try to pretend that she’s worth the trouble. I’ve met quite a few girls that are so...
shit homie, we get it.
initiumrecens: we get it. you go to NYC all the time. your status lets us know everyday what neighborhood or borough you’re in. but please. stop. because you don’t live or go to school here and you only know where to shop and eat but that’s anywhere, so it doesn’t count. and knowing crumbs locations does NOT equate to you knowing the city. neither does namedropping areas. we know they...
Song to Sing When I’m Lonely - John...
Peanut Butter-Jelly Time!
It’s 2:20am and nothing good ever happens after 2am. Except, tonight I was mad hungry and needed something to gulp down before bed. I was thinking about oatmeal or a granola bar, but then this song came on in my head. I knew it was Peanut Butter-Jelly Time. Sitting here, eating this PB&J sandwich, hot from a sandwich press, makes me think about how versatile and tasty peanut butter is....
"You ain't neva seen mah moooovies???"
I really wanna see New York, I Love You. A ton of people were all like “Eh…” about it but I love Natalie Portman and Shia LaBeouf. Plus, it looks very cute, especially the old couple.