December 2009
46 posts
Why why oh why oh why oh why...
Being an RA would be fun. I wanna listen to residents’ stories and help them avoid mistakes I made i.e. four shots of vodka in an hour is not a wise decision for anyone. The only bad thing would be if I had some douche bag/bro on my floor. Then I would be pissed…
She is probably the only girl who loves me and thinks about me more than I love and think about her, and that’s...
Tumblarity: 9.
Oh pooey! My tumblarity is at 9. So here’s an update post! I’m about to start my RA application! Instead of wasting time doing some crappy “Ooo this is why I’m right for the position” kinda thing, I’m gonna go for a type of conversational tone and really try to be who I really am since I’ll have to meet people and all that grand stuff and I don’t...
Lexi showed me this.(It's amusing)
dontcomein:
Stereotyping people by their favorite indie band.
The XX Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
Fleet Foxes Hopelessly patchy beard growers.
TV On The Radio ...
Jamba Juice Secret Menu. →
I plan on getting the White Gummi Bear, supposedly so bad for you they suggest you share it between two people. But thanks to Ken, my next couple visits are free so I can also get the Thank You Jesus and the Penis Shooter.
Fuckkkkkk.
I just wanna finish my finals and go home already. I have plans for the Winter Break. I’m pretty much gonna sit at home all the time, drink coffee, and play guitar/bass all day every day. I’ve already developed a plan similar to the one I used the summer before sophomore year where I barely left my room and practiced bass all day. There is really nothing much for me to do outside of...
Blizzards here are no match for TEAM SWEET ASS!
Me Ram and Adit (fuck you commas! went out today in the “blizzard” (not sure if it really was) to smoke cigars. What a lovely idea!
…We got wrecked in the storm but it was so much fun. Oh! Having friends you can do stupid things with and enjoy life with. I must make sure I know these people forever and forever and forever.
Oh yeah and cigars are awesome. I’m not a smoker...
Ah the night.
The night brings much. I am outside myself, left to instincts and relying on skills I must have learned as a baby to get myself into bed safely. John Frusciante, I love you. I think I understand why you’ve left. I still would like to meet with you if possible. We can share each other as little or as much as you feel necessary. Not in a gay way but as in a way that’s like I have so much...
Midnight Radio - Hedwig and the Angry Inch OST
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I am so heartbroken.
While listening to mad amounts of John Frusciante and Red Hot Chili Peppers music (because that is what I do), I came upon a random article that said John Frusciante decided to leave RHCP around two days ago. I am so heartbroken.
A couple days ago I told a friend that if a member one of my favorite bands died, I would listen to their music for a month and nothing else. No members from RHCP died,...
My Very Own Brocabulary List...True Story.
joodlovesfood:
So I was pretty bored at work one day, still enjoying the How I Met Your Mother episode from the night before. I then decided to make a Brocabulary list to educate the world of Bros and Honorary Bros. Here goes:
Bromigo Broseph Bro Nameth Bro Montana Mr. Brotastic Mr. Incredibro Bromie Brotastic Bronoculars Tom Brokaw Terribro Negabrotive (Eww..that was Carlo not me) Brohawk...
Best Protest Signs of 2009 →
Everyone was posting different signs from the same article so I thought I’d post the original article so you could see all of them.
I want to know you...
In Bible terms.
Jesus burning the Earth for fun.
n00b
dontcomein:
jellytoast:
dontcomein:
ablackdoor:
dontcomein:
I’m getting ready to mail out these suckers.(applications,finally.I just needed one free day)
I’m not as strong as I want to be, I keep zoning out to my make believe. @__@
*facepalm*
oh right, how do you comment or like someone’s stuff on tumblah? Yeah I’m expecting Zu or Lexi or Stanny to answer. xD;;
Like this goofus.
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“I compare the propensity to eat as somewhere between the propensity to breathe...”
– Stephen Bloom
Even Hipsters Seek Soul Mates. →
Ahehe hoho hahahahahahaha!
Weekend Business →
Listen to it while you clean or eat or something. Experience the power of learning!
"Whitening the Resume" →
That’s not cool.
Lesson Learned.
Lesson #1309: Never leave your shoelaces untied for the reason that you’re only taking a short walk outside.
My parents called me saying they were outside. I rushed to put shoes on and decided that I was only gonna be outside for five seconds, so I’d keep my shoes untied. I almost tripped down the stairs and risked breaking my face, which would have resulted in me sobbing from my...
Why Stanton Cracks Me Up.
(Moments after seeing a dude in a viking hat)
Me: Hey look, it's a Santa Clause Pimp Cup.
Stanton: We should buy it and give it to the dude with the hat.
Stanton: FLAVOR FLAVEEE! WHERE'S YOUR CLOCK AT?
YEAAA BOYY!!
Ah...we have too much fun together!
DEALBREAKER: If you see a guitar, you HAVE to play...
dealbreaker:
lauracondi:
Fun party, huh? Hey, I didn’t know you played guitar… what did you say? you went to a lot of bonfires? …Oh I get it now. So by the looks of it, you DON’T know how to play guitar. But you DO know how to hold it and strum like any retard can. Nah, Im gonna go get another beer, I really don’t want to wait till I hear you try and acoustically fart out 4 chords of what...
Lesson Learned.
Lesson 246: Never drink hot coffee out of a bowl.
Drinking hot coffee out of a bowl may seem efficient, saving both times and dishes. In my case, it did not save laundry, the front of my face and chest, or my privates. Never drink hot coffee out of a bowl.
Similarities.
kenknight:
I wish I was more like stanton
I wish I was more like Ken. I guess that we both would like to share more qualities makes us more like each other? Maybe?
Either way, let’s be Left 4 Dead bros fo’ life. Or at least until we both have enough fun trying to beat the game.
I bet my mom felt like this a million times...
“So my son Ben Stanton came home from the first billionth day of kindergarten being cool with what I think is the perfect and most fitting memento, especially for a boy Stanton—an injury report. Not that I’m happy he was hurt, but because it told me he got out there and played hard kicked some ass. He jumped high a mile into the air. He ran fast Sonic the Hedgehog fast. He...
Supercool People!
So a long while ago, I was really interested in going to random Accounting meetings where big companies would come talk to Stern undergrad students. Pretty cool stuff. I met this one guy, Daniel. He was awesome. Had long hair wasn’t in a suit like everyone else. We spoke for a while because he was a Junior and I wanted to talk to him. He said he played guitar. He was like I’d ask you...
